Jamie Oliver is really Ty Pennington

 

  

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Am I the only one who thinks these two men may be the same person? Aside from a few small differences, they could be the same gentleman. Consider this table:

 

Oliver

Pennington

Job

TV How-to host (cooking)

TV How-to-host (home repair)

Coif

Urban hedgehog

Rural Porcupine

Demeanor

Flamboyant

Goofy

Work garb

Apron with stains, plaid shirts, retro basketball shoes

Apron with tools, plaid shirts, retro basketball shoes

Helps people?

Yes, helps entire towns and earns profitable airtime, too

Yes, helps entire families and earns profitable airtime, too.

Hugs obese people and makes them cry?

Yes

Yes

Women think he’s …

Cute

Cute (‘hot’ when shirtless)

Diction

Mumbles

Mumbles

Books authored?

14

2

U.S. TV sponsor

ABC

ABC

 

Well, they are nearly the same man. If Oliver lost a few pounds (occupational hazard) and Pennington gained a few (Ritalin side effect, most likely), they could team up and rescue entire towns by building new, organic, free-range houses.

What YOU think?

 

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