Type A Short Summary Of Your Day Without Looking At The Keyboard

 

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Can you type without looking at the keyboard?

05:55 AM

I slept in to 430 tgus mirning. Fed the tigers the lasr of the antelope meat. Finished off the invites to tomrrows dinner party (note to self: get extra-wude chair for Michele, more grenadine for Rahm and birdseed for Deepak)> Hope I remember to keep the anchovies awar from BO his breath made the flowers wilt lasttime.

Need to varnish the dtapes. Meeying David for lunch at Central Parj, the poor schmuck has been futzing aorunf again. No holding Jay bacj this time, I’ll twll him!! Maybe Marthe wil show up with her new pets:those purse chupmucnks.

Later I’ll finish my truptick, tighten up my face and teach some geezers how to twitter. OMF!! Didi tell oyu mu FATHER is on Facebook??< His FB wheel is already biger thn mine!

(I slept in to 4:30 this morning. I had a nice breakfast of yogurt and fruit. I am looking forward to a big day today!)

 

10:29 AM

Back from gym, had to reduce the number of plates in mt ine-armed bnch press. (good advuce, Arnold)

Hanny called, told me that Glenn and Rish are dating againm. But not to tell Bill Majer cayse he get s so jealsoie. And please to get bill to a colorist asap, the mans is fadiung to grey befire out eyes,

Had tome to a;pha test my nrw augmented real;ty app. It’s finging fast foood wwhn drinving the care. Notso good – it crashed, even the app.

Telecommiunting this fay. Doggies won’t leace me alone – want to play and give mekisses.

(Good early morning workout. Working from home today)

 

14:20 PM

Preparing a preso for the noard nexy weej Should be easy — I lll jst use mmy stiuff from Davos. Bill wanteda cpy but I just gave hjim a pps version – can’t trust thie guy; he steals ecveryones stuff

Gaga told me that Imaniutjob is really  JEWISH! Mazeltov, baby! She/s stopping nu later for help with her gance moves for SNL. I jeep telling her to het rid othose heels. You go girlefriend! Oy.

Dogs wopmt  leacve me alone, Better let them out. .

(Finished my presentation)

 

21:00 PM

whoa who madw  these cosompolirans! They are prerry  strong. Won’r wake up tomorrow. Or O will, but with a headache.

Took the missius dancinf this week. Techno, of course. We wore our spandex corsets and fishnets. Let Gaga go – she was so emnfasssing! Kept tajing her wig off an adjusting her jock  strap.

Bed time kiddso! Big day tomorrow. BO is pretty down. Ill make dure we bring plam fronds for tomrrows party. Tahts going to sgeer him up!

(Wrapped up my project. Quiet evening at home.  Pooped —  to bed early.)

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